it is a religion where you praise and worship the lord Illumi Zoldyck. someone who believes in Illumism must say 'subarashii 🛐📍' everyday and should always capitalise Illumi's name as a sign of respect. may Illumi's pins be with you, my fellow Illumists. 🙏🛐📍
Person A: I believe in Illumism, he is our lord and our saviour.
Person B: May Illumi's pins be with you 🙏🛐📍
Person B: May Illumi's pins be with you 🙏🛐📍
by YourNormalWeeb November 5, 2020
The prophets illumed peoples' horizons.
by Yara S Korayem July 11, 2008
Probably a god. illumiti is such a badass legend that people would kill just to be named something even similar. Any and all illumitis should of course be worshipped, for they are simply too much of a FUCKING BADASS for them to not be. Disrespecting illumiti should be seen as disrespecting a crippled blind kid but to an entirely different level - to where everyone would give you a look of disgust and anger at how you have just disrespected a god. illumiti should be entitled to the entire human population's wealth. Fuck, illumiti is just so damn cool.
by King Big Daddy GOD October 13, 2021
by KweenEU August 18, 2022
The action of fucking the brains out of a newborn turtle so hard that it starts glowing and ascending into the heavens, never to be seen again.
by BoogerAids July 15, 2023
The action of fucking the brains out of a newborn turtle so hard that it starts glowing and ascending into the heavens, never to be seen again.
Me and my home boy went out illume-testudines again, sorry mom, sorry, sorry my sister had to witness it.
by BoogerAids July 15, 2023