Illegitimate Rape, as defined by the Republican Party, is rape in which 2 consenting adults role play a rape fantasy involving the woman being vigorously tortured by the other party usually ending in what scientists are calling "The Money Shot".
by "I AM THE ONE WHO POOKS!" August 25, 2012
by Orbitz21 February 27, 2022
The girl that's your neighbor, friend from work, or just friend in general, like a booty call, but there's attachment, you want her and she wants you, but neither of you is "emotionally ready"
by trixy sparkletits aka stabooby February 26, 2009
That guy does everything with/for those kids as if they were his and he's not even married to their mom. What a great illegitimate stepdad!
by ladycap December 13, 2013
My wife cheated on me so many times that I have no idea how many illegitimate weiner cousins I have.
by timmy10 October 16, 2019
A silent fart so rancid it is worthy of being deemed illegal and punishable by expulsion from a room.
by rudiruu August 8, 2009