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I'll never wash my cheek 

Is usually used following an unexpected display of affection (typically a kiss) from a person whom one has a crush on.

While I am unsure of the exact etymology of the phrase, I can remember first hearing it on an old Brady Bunch episode when Marcia Brady said it after Davy Jones from the Monkees kissed her on the cheek.
"I can't believe Davy Jones kissed me! I'll never wash this cheek again."
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I'll never wash my cheek 

a saying used when someone kisses you, meaning that you will never wash their spit off your jaw because it is PRECIOUS to you.
Johnny Depp kissed me...i'll never wash my cheek again!

I'll never wash my cheek 

to not clean a portion of one's face with soap and water.
"I'll never wash my cheek" I said, after being kissed by a girl I have a crush one.
I'll never wash my cheek by Shane September 22, 2003

I'll never wash my cheek 

The pact taken after you burn your ass on the asphalt in a roller skating accident. Can't wash it cause it will burn too much.
"Shit hurts fool....I'll never wash my cheek"
I'll never wash my cheek by D. Ferrel September 25, 2003

I'll never wash my cheek 

yeah Marci Brady did say that.....but i always imagined she meant she got kissed on one of her lovely asscheeks (wink wink)
I'll never was my cheek again (Sez Marcia Marcia Marcia Brady)

I'll never wash my cheek 

"When that boy who looked like a dreamy mix of Vanilla Ice and James Brown kissed me, I screamed, 'I'll never wash my cheek!"
I'll never wash my cheek by Guess September 22, 2003
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026