ill paint your face 

Basically saying im gonna nut in your face...

Hey girl ill paint your face

ill paint your face by Quiet_Miles July 6, 2017

ill bash your fucking face in i swear on me mom 

A mlg slang line used from being triggered or angry in a match

After losing the match, Billy said out loud, "ill bash your fucking face in i swear on me mom!"

ill bash your fucking face in i swear on me mom by Skoroca July 2, 2017

suck my cock , ill murder your family! 

Something you say when you or your fave team is losing. there is no counter dis to suck my cock , ill murder your family.

this phrase may also be used to rattle complete strangers on the metro.

bitch: i beleive you were traveling good sir.

you:O im terribly sorry.

bitch: yes well its quite alright

you: suck my cock , ill murder your family!

suck my cock , ill murder your family! by Thomas Cornelius Johnston III November 12, 2012

Ill do your laundry 

Ill do your laundry

Ill do your laundry

Ill do your laundry by anonymous March 23, 2023

ill be your huckleberry 

this means you'll be someone's lifelong companion, a boyfriend or girlfriend, or bff as Huck was to Tom

I told my girlfriend that ill be your huckleberry. She smiled and said "you already are."

ill be your huckleberry by Leg3410 January 13, 2017

Ill Youtube your Myspace if you Google my Yahoo 

A sexual term for computer nerds

Hey baby, Ill Youtube your Myspace if you Google my Yahoo

Ill Youtube your Myspace if you Google my Yahoo by Max and David December 22, 2009

ill stick your arms in a blender and skin you alive 

It means i love what you've done with your couch setup.

ill stick your arms in a blender and skin you alive

my penis is sad :(

Yeah i like strudel too

ill stick your arms in a blender and skin you alive by meowu80u80 March 15, 2010