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A person who gets caught checking out his neighbor sun tanning; gets caught telling his friend that his mom is a MILF; gets caught masturbating in a Macy's dressing room, and who's sister is a Hooters girl.
Oh my gosh! You jerked it in a dressing room? You're an ilikegirls5!
by xLyRiKaLx September 19, 2003