iPhag 

An over-the-top, devoted Apple fan who can't stop parroting the latest Steve Jobs marketing pitch.

Someone who is always the first to shell out big bucks for the newest Apple product. May camp out overnight to purchase the product. Always ends up a guinea pig sorting through the early release bugs and never admits there's issues.

More generally, any person whose entire social life is based in cyberspace. I.E. hardcore Facebook, Twitter, Myspace, Warcraft, Sims, etc users and most bloggers.

Look at those stupid iPhags sleeping in tents in the Best Buy parking lot for an iPad!! How's that Apple cock taste?

That guy plays Warcraft 10 hours a day, claims to have 50,000 friends on Facebook, and never leaves the house except to get the mail. What an iPhag!

iPhag by HHMTB June 15, 2010

iPhag 

Someone who owns and obsesses over his or her iPhone; esp. Apple fan-boys/girls.

Look at that iPhag, updating his iPhone with iTunes on his MacBook while listening to his iPod and screwing with his iPad. I bet if he had friends they would be really bored right now.

iPhag by Sarcen September 21, 2010

iPhag 

Someone who constantly touts the superiority of his iPhone, specifically when no one asks.

Q: "Why did you stop hanging out with Todd?"
A: "He's a total iPhag and I got tired of hearing him give head to his phone."

iPhag by Lipnicki August 18, 2008

iPhag 

One who is browsing the web on their iPhone while located 10 feet or less from a computer.

Dude, I totally busted Jeremy looking at myspace on his iPhone when he was sitting at his work computer. He's such an iPhag.

iPhag by Nate Piller January 10, 2009

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I'm in a getaway car
I left you in a motel bar
Put the money in a bag and I stole the keys
That was the last time you ever saw me
-Taylor Swift getaway car

Norm person: bye
Swiftie: iiagcilyiambpmiabaistktwtltyesm

iiagcilyiambpmiabaistktwtltyesm by westside.ag February 7, 2021

IIHTG 

Text-talk for "If I Had To Guess".

Person 1: "Why the fuck is the pizza taking so long?"
Person 2: "IIHTG they probably got backed up in the kitchen."

IIHTG by Beepman4000 August 13, 2018

ishag

Ishag Is a 8ft black man. He is so strong and he's so manly. He gets all the girls but he doesn't simp and is on the way of God. Hes very fast and smart. He has an 8 inch pp. He doesn't like gay people because he is smart. He is the council and the leader of the boys.

Wow ishag is so black

ishag by Ishag October 10, 2020