if it ain't snowin, i ain't goin 

How men in general, most times black guys explain how they are only attracted to white girls. This phrase hurts and is dread by women of color.

Black girl/latina : hey, you want to go on a date?

Jayden/Jamal/Jake/Edgar/wong : h*ll nah, you ain't snow, if it ain't snowin, i ain't goin. You tripping.

if it ain't snowin, i ain't goin by Tobacco_boy October 13, 2022

If it ain't in the taint, where is it? 

This colloquial phrase is commonly heard in modern millennial social circles and among co-workers in fields of work involving the skilled trades, etc. Used primarily as a call-and-response, but can also be used formally in the pejorative sense.

If it ain't in the taint, where is it?

Somewhere between Schenectady and Coxsackie.

If it ain't in the taint, where is it? by Randall Whitaker March 9, 2021

if it ain't snowin, i ain't goin 

How guys in general(especially black guys) explain they only go for white girls. This term makes other races of women very angry.

"Bro there was a black girl trying to rizz you up"

"That's her business bro, if it ain't snowin, i ain't goin"

if it ain't snowin, i ain't goin by Tobacco_boy October 19, 2022

if it ain't snowin, i ain't goin 

How a black man explains that he only has sex with white women.

Guy #1: That fine ass black chick was all over you at the party, why didn't you try and get at that?
Guy #2: Cuz if it ain't snowin, i ain't goin... nahmee?

if it ain't snowin, i ain't goin by tendervittlebit October 6, 2011

if it ain't broke, don't fix it 

The old school version of predictive maintenance.

One of the quickest ways to break something is to fix it when it ain't broken.

if it ain't broke, don't fix it by Downstrike December 14, 2004

if it ain't broke don't fix it 

do not try to repair it if it is not needed

As far as phones go, if it ain't broke don't fix it.

if it ain't broke don't fix it by The Return of Light Joker June 15, 2010

If it ain't dank it stank 

If something does not meet the prerequisites for being in the state of being commonly referred to as "dank", then it dun be stank. Yo.

M8 No. 1: "What the hell is going on? Why is that baby on fire?"
M8 No. 2: "Is it dank?"
M8 No. 3: "No."
M8 No. 4: "If it ain't dank it stank. Broseph."

If it ain't dank it stank by Krazy Taxi August 28, 2016