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iCommander 

A sad follower of Apple who thinks he can control his entire world using Apple products.

He uses a different Apple product to manage each aspect of his life.
Typically the iCommander is weighed down when travelling with so many "extremely lightweight" Apple products that the sum of their weights means he has to pay excess baggage.

iPad, iPod, iPhone, MacBook, MacChicken etc....

The iCommander is a "FanBoy on steroids" always having more of and the very latest Apple toys than his peers in any iForce he belongs to.
iCommander by blackchurch November 12, 2010
Related Words
icam icom iComfort1D iCramp icama ICamo_MC iCamp iccamie Icham icoa

The Icram 

The act in League of Legends when the adc of the team pushes the other lane when the whole team fights 4v5
Wow, this vayne just did the icram his way to defeat.

Im going to Icram bot lane, I hope you guys can win team fights without me.

OMG WHAT A NOOB DID HE REALLY JUST ICRAM.
The Icram by Yewkiee June 30, 2013
Impossible rum cunt of a man

Used to describe someone who is being a an awkward twat.
E-mailer 1: When will the next round of Balderdash be e-mailed out?

E-mailer 2: No idea, still waiting on Hugh. It's been over a week now.

E-mailers 1-5: What an IRCOAM he is!
IRCOAM by Mikey Broomers February 25, 2009
ICOHM stands for the International Church Of the Holy Moose.
This C̶u̶l̶t̶ church was set up in advance of BoatCon to celebrate the all round wonder that is Jared Padalecki and his character Sam Winchester.
‘Praise be to Jared’ *indicates beautiful hair*
‘And to Sam also’ *makes Moose antlers with hands*
‘Ah I see you are also a high priestess in the ICOHM! I bless you in the name of the Son of a Bitch, the influence and the holy Moose!’
(The hand signals for this blessing are top secret and only known by the members of the ICOHM).
ICOHM by Founder of ICOHM February 2, 2020
The cramp that you get in your thumb when scrolling through 3,856 songs on your Ipod to get the right one.
Yo, I got the only iCramp trying to get to the last song on my Ipod.
iCramp by Maritza September 6, 2006
to participate in long line-forming outside of Apple retail stores for new products overnight. An iCamper will have all his supplies to make it through the night, such as tents, flashlight, sleeping bag, urine bottle, gun, etc.

Often happens at Apple Stores in large cities.
"Hey, did you get the new iPad?"

"Yeah, I had to iCamp at the Apple store on Fifth all night long to get it."
iCamp by iGoTmAiPad April 8, 2010