The little cups of frozen treat that they serve you in church as a bribe for showing up and enduring the boring sermon.
If a church sermon is intended to be enjoyed instead of endured, how come the only part of it that I get any pleasure out of is the ice cream Sunday at the end?? Plus they only give everyone such a tiny portion, with no extra scoops/helpings as a reward if you managed not to squirm or whimper! Why, for as much agony as I went though to sit on that hard wooden seat and suffer through an hour and a half of hypocritical lecturing , they should give me a while BOWL of ice cream!
by QuacksO June 14, 2018
1) a literal bowl of vanilla ice cream that is halfway melted
2) (slang) another way to say someone or something is terrible
2) (slang) another way to say someone or something is terrible
1) I just finished eating my half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream
2) When will we have a time where we don't have a half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream under president
2) When will we have a time where we don't have a half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream under president
by urbandictionarydefinitions100 October 31, 2020