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ice-creaming 

the act of masturbation while keeping the hand in operation as cold as possible. The master bater will usually keep a bucket of ice to dunk the free hand in, alternating hands to maintain a nice frosty sensation. Upon ejaculation, the ice creamer will simultaneously dunk their genitals into the ice bucket, thus "icing" their "cream". Screaming is optional, but highly recommended.
Did you hear what happened to that kid?

What happened?

He got frost bite on his cock from ice-creaming.

No fucking way!

That's right asshole, fucking frostbite.
ice-creaming by Whoopi Goldberg January 22, 2007
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Icecreamification 

That feeling when you turn into ice cream by any means nescessary
Person 1: Damn, did you hear what happened about John?
Person 2: Yeah, he went through an icecreamification process

Ice Creaming

Ice Creaming is practicaly eating out a girl. But, you dont really eat a girl's pussy; you lick and suck it like an ice cream cone.
"I was ice creaming my girl last night."

ice creaming

when someone talks shit about someone else because they don't have the guts to say it to their face. There is also a variety of different flavors. Pistachio is saying something a little bad and rocky road is the worst form, mint chip is somewhere in the middle.
Scharf was rocky road ice creaming about the UFC fighter because the fighter dissed his mom.
ice creaming by JWoof May 5, 2010

Icecreaman 

Simplification of the name for a true ice cream man. Only a pure ice cream man at heart can hold the name and call it their own. Can be related to any of the ice cream products.
Are you friends with Icecreaman?
Icecreaman by icecreaman December 11, 2005

Icecreamergency 

2 Definitions

1. The unexpected occurrence when the melting rate of an ice cream cone exceeds the speed of consumption, often leading to a "sticky situation".

2. An issue, or urgent state of being, when the only solution is eating ice cream.
1. "During the heat wave, my hands got all messy and gross from my icecreamergency."

2. "My Boyfriend and I just broke-up, this is an icecreamergency! Quick, Let's go to Ben & Jerry's!"
Icecreamergency by NeonFights August 16, 2012

icecreamnationalist 

A troll with a small flaccid penis. He is bitter about performing oral sex on woman because it is his only means of pleasuring them.
IceCreamNationalist is finally gone thank god
icecreamnationalist by BestCurious November 27, 2019