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I blame Jared. A Jared is someone who is always to blame for everything. Even when you cant find anyone to blame. Just blame Jared.
Me: Who ate all of the cake?
Everyone: IBJ
IBJ by TLP321 October 9, 2023
Related Words
IBJ ibjalyz ibjh ibjol
Ideal Blow Job Height.

When a girl is about as tall as the waist of a guy. The height of both people is thus ideal for blow jobs.
My girlfriend is so small, she has the perfect ibjh
ibjh by PCFF April 14, 2011
Maria sent me a picture and ibjol!
ibjol by noiebowie December 13, 2023
Ibjalyz is a kind hearted beautiful girl with such a unique name. She loves being friends with anyone nothing like an introvert. Shes very outgoing and a bundle of joy. She has a gorgeous smile that can make the whole world smile. She loves sunsets and the beach. She always will be there for anyone. No matter what. She enjoys going shopping or just going out with friends. Shes always taking naps too. She try's not to let anyone ruin something for her. She also is like frank oceans #1 fan.
“Whos that laughing so loud over there.. thats Ibjalyz”
ibjalyz by HAILEYYYYYYYYYYY March 15, 2024
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026