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When you use a portable Ipod or Iphone to observe porno in a place where no computers are available. You then porceed to fondle your genitals until peak orgasm is reached.
Mom: were going to the zoo, you have to go.
Guy: But mom I have important things to do!
mom: I dont care its a family day.
guy: fuck it, ill just iWhack.
iWhack by the dirty wizard August 14, 2012
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EYE-uh-whack (noun) a much deserved smack on the face for when you totally mess up.
"Thank goodness I wasn't one of Joe Biden's Iowa staffers. I'll betcha he gave 'em a good iowhack or two when he got his hands on 'em." "Fourth place! You miserable...."
iowhack by William W. Waterford February 6, 2020
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Being struck by your iPhone while using it in bed. Typically while falling asleep.
Johan got iwacked last night while watching YouTube too late. It was pretty funny.
iwack by Shakesmear July 17, 2022
A hack used purely to unlock apple iphone/itouch/...such as ZiPhone. These hacks are slightly more complicated than for normal phones as apple inc. hate you getting to their products!
Oh mate, did you hear? I got dat ihack for my fone!
ihack by thetreeswilldecide August 19, 2008
Terrible perverted human, waste of a sperm, smells like J's kabobs
You're such an Ishack
Ishack by Anis Habib June 22, 2014
Terrible perverted human, waste of a sperm, smells like J's kabobs
You're such an Ishack
Ishack by Anis Habib June 22, 2014

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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