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When you use a portable Ipod or Iphone to observe porno in a place where no computers are available. You then porceed to fondle your genitals until peak orgasm is reached.
Mom: were going to the zoo, you have to go.
Guy: But mom I have important things to do!
mom: I dont care its a family day.
guy: fuck it, ill just iWhack.
iWhack by the dirty wizard August 14, 2012
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EYE-uh-whack (noun) a much deserved smack on the face for when you totally mess up.
"Thank goodness I wasn't one of Joe Biden's Iowa staffers. I'll betcha he gave 'em a good iowhack or two when he got his hands on 'em." "Fourth place! You miserable...."
iowhack by William W. Waterford February 6, 2020
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Being struck by your iPhone while using it in bed. Typically while falling asleep.
Johan got iwacked last night while watching YouTube too late. It was pretty funny.
iwack by Shakesmear July 17, 2022
A hack used purely to unlock apple iphone/itouch/...such as ZiPhone. These hacks are slightly more complicated than for normal phones as apple inc. hate you getting to their products!
Oh mate, did you hear? I got dat ihack for my fone!
ihack by thetreeswilldecide August 19, 2008
Terrible perverted human, waste of a sperm, smells like J's kabobs
You're such an Ishack
Ishack by Anis Habib June 22, 2014
Terrible perverted human, waste of a sperm, smells like J's kabobs
You're such an Ishack
Ishack by Anis Habib June 22, 2014
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
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