iVirgin 

One who has never purchased any iTrash with his/her own funds.

Rob - "Dude, did you see James got the new iPhone 4S?!?!"

Tim - "Rob... I'm not in to that iTrash at all. I'm still one of the few remaining iVirgins to this day!"

iVirgin by 3P1C_F@!L December 30, 2011

iVirginity

What's lost when an iPhone is touched for the first time. Never again will the iPhone be pristine without smudges or marks.

Jerry: I waited in line 6 hours for the new iPhone today.
Gon: p0wn3d.
Jerry: Yea, and there were activation problems so the AT&T sales rep took it out of the box to unbrick it and took it's iVirginity.

iVirginity by icmatic August 5, 2008

invirginate 

to virgrinate | to regain virginity

bro is invirginated cuz he played fortnite | bro just got invirginated

invirginate by trix | kazie April 11, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022