iSnot 

A long horizontal slimy smear on the bottom of your Iphone caused from answering a call using the slide bar with a snotty finger.
Jake: Dude whats that slimy smear on your iPhone?

Kevin: Ahh dude, I have the flu (sniff, cough) that is just an iSnot from my snotty fingers (cough, sniff). Are you hungry? I will let you lick it clean for me? (cough, sniff)

Jake: Gross Dude (chuckle), iSnot interested your Swine Flu bodily fluids! May be you should use your elbow to use your iPhone!

iSnot by iBasher January 28, 2010

No homo is not enough. 

No homo is a phrase used as slang at the end of a sentence to assert the statement spoken by the speaker had no intentional homosexual implications. The phrase is also "added to a statement in order to rid oneself of a possible homosexual double-entendre". But sometimes, this just is not enough to be effective.

Dude, it's pretty hot in here. Do you mind if I take my pants off? No homo.

- Dude no way. No homo is not enough.

Dude, I got this weird spot on my penis. Do you think you could take a look. No homo.

- Bro, you're a fucking fag. No homo is not enough.

At the urinals - Sword fight anyone? No homo.

- What are you a fucking gay faggot!?? No homo is not enough.

No homo is not enough. by kam75xx June 25, 2021

isot 

Isot stands for Island in the Sea of Time. It references a novel where an island in relatively recent times is taken from it's time and place, and placed in the distant past, creating an alternate history. The acronym is popular on the alternate history forum.

What if Darth Vader were ISOTed into Anakin just after his nightmares about his mother started?

isot by JunAhrkSonaak November 18, 2017

IsntTragic

IsntTragic is a HR in Kavra’s Kingdom, he’s also known as Jay. He used to be called random1234577 and TrxgicCloudz. He’s well known for his professionalism in game and some people also say that he should be a proxy one day.

Have you heard of IsntTragic?
Oh yeah, that knight?
Yes!
Oh him, he should be a proxy one day!
Yes definitely!

IsntTragic by me yes December 23, 2020

math is not mathing 

when something just doesn't add up.

Talking about mental health and then making suicide jokes? The math is not mathing.

math is not mathing by harleyinhawaii June 26, 2021

Mayonnaise is not a vegetable 

Only the most educated of people can understand that mayonnaise is not a vegetable and know that it is also not a state of mind

That kid looks smart he probably knows that mayonnaise is not a vegetable

Mayonnaise is not a vegetable by Mayonnaise is not a vegetable September 10, 2019

This video is not available in your country.  

The most annoying message on any video sharing site.

Guy1: " This video is not available in your country. " Fuck youtube man. That message is so annoying right?
Guy2: I never get it, I'm American!

This video is not available in your country. by <lange> October 30, 2008