People on their iRag often display symptoms of emoism, retardation, and generally poor logic.
Often the iRag can be guarded against by shoving an iPad in the perpetrator's mouth, or other body orifice.
Eventually the iPad will be largely replaced by the iPon as a popular means of coping with an irritable iRag.
2) The bitch was on her iRag, so I shut her up with an iPad.
3) OMG Macs are far superior to Windows PCs, they don't get viruses! I wish I was a Mac, so I didn't have to deal with these burny herpes :(