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An iPhone or iPod that has been used on the toilet to play games or browse the inturdnet.
I don't know whether I would want to borrow Reno's iPood. He never washes his hands, and he drops deuce with that thing every morning.
iPood by dswiggles December 18, 2010
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The feeling of euphoria after getting a new iPhone.
It's been a week since Suresh got his iPhone from his foreign-return friend, and he's still not out of iPhoria!
iPhoria by VequalsL May 17, 2012
IPorn is the word for people who are porn addics that like porn so much they put it on there IPod video, and watch them on the go.
"Dude check out my Iporn videos!" other dude says "oh for the sweet Iporn!".
iporn by Quentin B. March 21, 2006
To have a crap whilst listening to your ipod.
Hey john... I just ipood.
ipood by Trucast November 27, 2006
someone who while talking to you keeps one ipod earpiece in as if your only worth one of their ears.
ipoon by scooter1 September 1, 2007
when you are in the act of deficating on a toilet and using your iphone at the same time sometimes causing someone to loose trake of time.
Mom: son, i was waiting in the car for you, what took you so long??

Son: sorry mom i had to ipoop
ipoop by jpoopg January 28, 2010
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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