Me: Fuck that piece of shit, I have a Google Nexus 7 with Android 4.1 bitch!
Faggot: *goes and cries*
Bob: "that sux i just watch porn on my ipod touch and not get caught."
Bill: "fuck you"
wayyy cooler than you will ever be. a reason to get jealous at people who have them.
comes in 8gb, 16 gb, and 32 gb.
someone told me that apple lowered the price of the 8gb by 50 bucks a week after i got mine.
i got pissed, but that's life right?
8 gb is good enough,
you sould buy one, for sher.
me: i got the ipod touch.
MOVES TABLE, THUS KNOCKING OVER LAMP
House owner: "alright, move the couch right into the fucking glass table!@!#$^&*"
iPod Touch owner: Wah wah wah!!!!!
Everyone else in the house: "Hhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahaha"
Elliott: ''What do you mean?"
Jimmy: "Well, the other day, the internet kept turning on and off so I threw it and it started working again, but i still love it''.
Elliott: "Cool now i want one".
Jimmy: don't throw it too hard, or i guess we will have to call it Ifucked.""