An electronic device spawned from the depths of hell to prey on the idiots of this world that I wouldn't ever want to own even if someone tried to give it to me for free
by BladiBladiBla March 12, 2013
The phone created by Apple Inc. It was designed in California, but the phone itself although popular, is a piece of sh*t that sucks major donkey balls. Coined the iSuck by some people because it sucks. The phone is a smartphone that runs on iOS software. The current version is the iPhone 6 and 6 Plus, at $199 and $299, respectively. The iPhone 6 Plus is about 3/4 the size of an iPad mini, and is bendable. The iPhone 6 is smaller, but still a phablet. The Samsung galaxy note 3 and note 4 are big-ass phones as well, but you can do way more sh*t on them. For instance, on the note 4, you can literally have 2 apps open on the screen. I must give Apple credit for making the emoji library more defined than the emojis on android, but it doesn't even out the score. For 💩's (sh*t's) sake, get an android phone. You will thank me later. Of course, you are entitled to your own opinion, but don't say I didn't warn you…
Apple maniac: Didya get the new iPhone? It's amazing with… um… uhhhh—
Android supporter: NOTHING! I thought so.
Android supporter: NOTHING! I thought so.
by brs804 February 21, 2015
The iPhone, while being a relatively good phone is a piece of crap. It is behind the technology curve, although being new.
Apple claims the iPhone retina display is "new," although devices like the Nexus One and Nokia N900 have had displays like that for years.
People also call it a smartphone, although it runs a feature phone OS. In fact, the only reason the iPhone did well at all was because Apple made it, thus hundreds if not thousands of developers made mostly useless apps.
Other phone that have had apps include...well, pretty much every phone ever made...ever. A real smartphone would run Android, Windows Mobile, Linux, or Palm OS.
The front camera on the iPhone 4 is nothing new either. Nokia has been making phones with front cameras for at least 5 years, if not more.
Apple claims the iPhone retina display is "new," although devices like the Nexus One and Nokia N900 have had displays like that for years.
People also call it a smartphone, although it runs a feature phone OS. In fact, the only reason the iPhone did well at all was because Apple made it, thus hundreds if not thousands of developers made mostly useless apps.
Other phone that have had apps include...well, pretty much every phone ever made...ever. A real smartphone would run Android, Windows Mobile, Linux, or Palm OS.
The front camera on the iPhone 4 is nothing new either. Nokia has been making phones with front cameras for at least 5 years, if not more.
Dude, I got an iPhone!
Dude, I got an N900, I can run firefox, run a full desktop operating system, I have a faster CPU, and a sliding keyboard. Oh look, a webcam and skype!
Dude, I got an N900, I can run firefox, run a full desktop operating system, I have a faster CPU, and a sliding keyboard. Oh look, a webcam and skype!
by I can afford an iphone. July 3, 2010
An iPhone is an overpriced line of smartphones released by Apple annually for the casual market. Usually behind the competition and is labelled as"premium", just for the price. Also is considered "innovative" by Apple and it's legion of amatures, contrary to reality.
Casual: Hey, got the latest iPhone 467s Plus Air!
Sane person: Why? Could have got an Android smartphone with better specs for a fraction of that price...
Casual: But, but, your jealous!!!! It's innovative and you hate cuz you can't afford one!!
Sane person: Whatever, just saying. No need to justify the fact you got ripped off.
Sane person: Why? Could have got an Android smartphone with better specs for a fraction of that price...
Casual: But, but, your jealous!!!! It's innovative and you hate cuz you can't afford one!!
Sane person: Whatever, just saying. No need to justify the fact you got ripped off.
by NoFilterDictionary November 26, 2015
A brick with a touch screen that claims it's a phone even though we all know everyone uses it for anything but calling people,
includes braindead games, listening to music, watching youtube videos, and taking pictures, because that's what phones were made
for.
includes braindead games, listening to music, watching youtube videos, and taking pictures, because that's what phones were made
for.
iPhone Fanboy: LOLz OMGsh did u see the new iPhone? i got it and i play all da gamesh all day!
Normal Guy: ...You realize that anything you can do on the iPhone you can do on other devices like a computer or camera?
iPhone Fanboy: ur jusht jealous cuz u dont have 1!
Normal Guy: ...You realize that anything you can do on the iPhone you can do on other devices like a computer or camera?
iPhone Fanboy: ur jusht jealous cuz u dont have 1!
by OhGodWhyAmIEvenHere July 24, 2013
An pathetically overpriced smartphone made with backdated, non standard and cheap material. Softwares are also utterly garbage. Only Steve Jobs simps buy this pile of shit.
Android user: Why the fuck you use iPhone? Stop using it.
iPhone user: but Steve Jobs...
Android user: U gay
iPhone user: but Steve Jobs...
Android user: U gay
by flip_master_harambe May 9, 2021
What you are laying your eyes on when driving, or otherwise when walking, eating, working or simply being alive.
by IDGAFox February 27, 2019