Take a picture of yourself in the mirror with your smart phone (iphone/android phone) covering your eyes and nose only exposing your mouth.
You posted a duck face pic on facebook instead of an iface pic, you be crazy.
A product made of the distraction caused by handling an Apple product (iPhone, iPad, iPod, etc.) and the slamming of said product into the user's face by an unseen upright object (pole, tree, etc.) or by tripping and landing on the Apple product.
Fanboy's iPhone screen is cracked after he tripped on a Macbook and iFaced his phone.