I Wanna Play A Game

The last words you want to hear when you wake up in an abandoned building shackled to something that looks like it could do bodily harm.

Hello Amanda. You don't know me, but I definitely know you. I wanna play a game.

by kornography November 22, 2010

I don't play Minecraft

A user/player who denies playing the block game of "Minecraft" because they're too embarrassed and cannot quit the game. These users/players usually make fun of other users who play Minecraft, as they're playing.

'I don't play Minecraft' user: "HAH, BRO, YOU STILL PLAY MINECRAFT. HAHAHA." (As they proceed to spam their keyboard to mine a diamond block.

A Minecraft player: "Uhh, yeah?"

Another example:

A Minecraft player plays Minecraft.

Out of nowhere, the 'I don't play Minecraft' user says "I DON'T PLAY MINECRAFT IDIOT WOW, A GAME FOR LOSERS." (Once again, as they proceed to play Minecraft).

A Minecraft player: "We didn't even say anything about you playing Minecraft??!"

by minemansimulator August 26, 2018

i don't play for that team

see i don't swing that way

sorry buddy, I don't play for that team.

by patty-o-pinch-me-youdie March 11, 2003

I Don’t play games

No bullshit, if it’s gunna happen it’s happenin

Girl: :Sends Teasing picture

Guy: “bruh can we just get to the point” “I don’t play games”

by DIRTYCMONEY15 December 6, 2018

I don't play for keeps

Not wanting to settle down with someone, because you don't need them.

"Its my year to be thotiana, so he needs to leave cause I don't play for keeps."

by who.rly.cares March 21, 2019

i don't play like that

Not sure what it means but it sounds cool to say. Mostly the same meaning as "I don't play", "i don't play games" or "I'm not joking I'm serious so don't mess with me".

I first heard it from Stevie Emerson on YouTube.

"Don't fuck with me. I'm telling you I don't play like that."

by hungrydude February 21, 2023

I want to play

A phrase said to someone of the opposite sex when telling them that you are in the mood for sexual intercourse. Synonymous with "im feeling playful" and "i want to have crazy sex with you."

guy: i want to play
girl: maybe later *winks*

by firecrackerjoe June 27, 2009