i pwn noobs 

A phrase used by people who feel the need to point out that they can defeat players that almost anybody else playing the game in question can, possibly to try and hide the fact that they may also be noobs themselves.

The only person that could not pwn a noob is another noob, if you find it necessary to state "i pwn noobs" then you must suck pretty badly.

i pwn noobs by Mienaikage February 7, 2009

I-_-PWN-_-NUBS 

A beast ass PS3 hacker

BK: Can you please unlock all for me daddy?
I-_-PWN-_-NUBS: Sure, **HITS DERANK** >:) , $20 to get your shit back.

I-_-PWN-_-NUBS by I-_-PWN-_-NUBS July 14, 2011

i pwn the internet 

owning the world wide web

i pwn the internet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

i pwn the internet by Jen September 9, 2004

i r 1337 and PWN j00!!11 

I am elite and i own you!!!11
Alot of "youngsters" go around saying that having no fking clue what it acctualy means etc.
These kids dont know anything about the old BBS's "Likemea55", An old 52kb/s BBS in Sweden etc. Everyone talked Leet Talk irl through out the phone having a fun day..
Nowadays kids go around talking 1337-t4lk without having any clue on what it acctualy is used for.

|-|1 i r h4x0r 4nd i r g0ing to h4xx0r y0ur c0mpu73r 70 570n34g3 m0h4h4h4

i r 1337 and PWN j00!!11 by pcp May 17, 2004

i-Pwned 

When you either drop your i-Phone and a large crack goes across the screen or the software freezes

Hey man i totally got i-Pwned last night when i was drunk and droped my i-Phone

i-Pwned by masonturnbull April 18, 2010

I pwned JOO 

for when you pwned n00bs, be it at the spongebob movie or on msn

n00b, you suck, PWNED

I pwned JOO by Josh March 1, 2005

i PwnD YouR Muth3r 

Referring to somebody who Punches/Beats somebody's mother.

"Hey mike, today i PwnD YouR Muth3r!"

i PwnD YouR Muth3r by Smith Houston October 27, 2006