I Formation Monster 

A play in doubles tennis in which the net player of the serving team stands at the center of the court, signalling behind his back which way he is going when the server serves. Done to confuse opponents, often used by the Bryan Brothers.

Returner1: SHIT!!! Which way is the net player going?
Returner2: I don't know, they are running an I Formation Monster.

I Formation Monster by TennisJohn August 20, 2006

so what if I'm the monster

the iconic line from our goddess gabbie hanna while explaining her song on Genius lyrics

dumbass 1: have you heard of this so what if I'm the monster meme?
*gabbie bursts through the door*
"so whAt IF I'M THE MONSTEEEEEEEAAAAR"

so what if I'm the monster by chichrigga December 11, 2018

I'm a monster 

The extremely catchy song by scene band Blood On The Dance Floor that has a knack of swirling round in your head days after hearing it.

Girl: "Cut-cut-cut you up! I'm a monster, hahaha."

Tom: "...dude, what IS she singing???"

Mark: "New Blood On The Dance Floor song. Kinda catchy."

The next week...

Mark: "dum dum dum... I'm a monster, haha...oh no!"

I'm a monster by Crazy Axer July 6, 2009

I feel like a monster 

You feel like a monster after you listen to the Skillet song Monster and it gets stuck in your head so you are now quietly singing to your self "I, I feel like a monster!" while doing the dishes or something.

I feel it deep within, it's just beneath the skin, I MUST CONFESS THAT I FEEL LIKE A MONSTER! I hate what I've become, the nightmares just begun, I MUST CONFESS THAT I FEEL LIKE A MONSTER! I, I FEEL LIKE A MONSTER! I, I FEEL LIKE A MONSTER!-song lyrics from the song Monster.

I feel like a monster by Rero King of Cherries December 18, 2017

Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes

The phrase refers to giving a certain person sexual intercourse through the anus.

E.g.
Bob says to Sally: "Hey Sally, if you Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes"

Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes by JackNDaBeanStock December 29, 2008

I have to pee like a monster 

When one has to pee really bad, they have to pee like a monster. When you have to pee so bad you can't wait. Having to pee to the extreme. Getting upset because there is no where to pee.

Why is there no public restroom? I have to pee like a monster!

I have to pee like a monster by Emory February 12, 2006

Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my monster goes 

this is when someone want to get freaky with you gay or not you better get ready.

"Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my MONSTER goes.."
"no?"
"too late."

Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my monster goes by doihijvkbnjkbdjkBFJ February 26, 2025