I Heard You Using the Microwave 

This means that somebody was too loud during sex the night before.

'Microwave' refers to the coitus that was had.

Justine: Good morning, guys! How did you sleep?
Carla: Not very well.
Justine: why?
Carla: I heard you using the microwave last night..
Justine: Oh dear..

'You're just jealous because you heard HER using the microwave but you can't handle that heat!'

I Heard You Using the Microwave by #THE_QUEEN November 17, 2016

i heard you weren't sure 

An uncommon inquiry to sexual orientation identity issues.

christian crowley: i'm not gonna lie kid, i heard you weren't sure.

i heard you weren't sure by CrucifyThis May 2, 2005

I heard you were strong... 

when you were able to beat something so strong Goku pops out of nowhere...

Hey, it's me, Goku! I heard you were strong...

I heard you were strong... by erono July 29, 2024

so i heard you liek mudkips

Its a meme originated on 4chan.

person 1; so i heard you liek mudkips?
person2; hell yeah me liek mudkips.

so i heard you liek mudkips by No rice for you sir November 14, 2007

So I heard you like cheese. 

So I heard you like cheese is a commonly-used catchphrase by many people. Many people who use it eventually lose their sanity. It is unknown how it makes people lose their sanity, but there are currently two main possibilities.
1. The word's order somehow makes the brain malfunction until many brain cells die, making the person mentally insane.
2. People who say it are already insane, but insane in a way that makes them say this strange sentence.

People who say it who aren't insane usually say it as a joke, to annoy someone, or they actually want to know.

Person 1: So I heard you like cheese.

Person 2: Yeah, why do you ask?

Person 1: (Brain Malfunctions) Cheese shall rule the world and kill us for eating their children!

Person 2: He's insane.

Person 3: So I heard you like cheese.

Person 2: I think you're insane.

Person 3: No, I just want to annoy you.

So I heard you like cheese. by Masterman2000 April 20, 2012

Gregory, do you see that small vent on the floor? Have you heard Among Us, Gregory? You need to vent. I know it will be hard for you to be sus but I know you can do it Gregory. 

AMONG US

Freddy: Gregory, do you see that small vent on the floor? Have you heard Among Us, Gregory? You need to vent. I know it will be hard for you to be sus but I know you can do it Gregory.

Gregory, do you see that small vent on the floor? Have you heard Among Us, Gregory? You need to vent. I know it will be hard for you to be sus but I know you can do it Gregory. by SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS January 26, 2022

damn! i done heard of trimming the hedges, but you done scorched the earth 

A phrase you utter when someone shows you that they've waxed their pussy.

"Damn! I done heard of trimming the hedges, but you done scorched the earth."

damn! i done heard of trimming the hedges, but you done scorched the earth by I ain't tellin you NoTHIN'! July 23, 2006