I crack myself up 

Regardless of actually being funny or not, a phrase said by someone who finds themselves hilarious, regardless of what anyone else may think.

I love telling Dad jokes, I crack myself up!

I crack myself up by GlazeHer November 3, 2016

I crack myself up 

A phrase spoken by Humpty Dumpty as he commits seppuku

Humpty Dumpty: "I crack myself up"
*dies*

I crack myself up by Buttcrackheads June 13, 2022

you rack em, i crack em 

To rack the balls before the start of a pool game.

Before the start of a game of pool, Biff Lambert always says , "you rack em, i crack em."

you rack em, i crack em by Donald Cowboy Cerrone February 6, 2018

can i crack

another way of saying can i smash

dam bruh u fine, can i crack

can i crack by youngjitfromdacent March 4, 2021

can i crack? 

another way of saying can i fuck

-can i crack?
no dad u can’t crack

can i crack? by ykitsk5 December 13, 2023

Can I crack

Welllll........ I saw 2 other definitions of "can I crack" on here..... but um some bop told me it means like if u say yes that mean your not dirty but if u say no it means you are dirty.... NOW that's im thinking about it I'm slow asf like wtfff... dead ass wtff is going on with me..and why tf would u look the definition up. Wtffffff yalllllllll I feel high.. DAILY REMINDER STOP LISTENING TO BOPS WHO NAME STARTS WITH THE LETTER H.... sigh 😕 bops..

Bop: can I crack
You:no..?what does that even mean

Friend: if u say yes that means ur not dirty if u say no that means your dirty. So can I crack

You: ...yea ig?..

Can I crack by Susan_williams February 2, 2025

i'd crack 

Referring to, "I'd smash" it simply means, "I'd fuck you."

Yo, I'd crack her.

i'd crack by Cactus Jack July 30, 2017