I'm Gonna Brown

a phrase used to convey the message that you are, in fact, going to attempt to shit

i'm gonna brown

what?

i'm shittsing?

*insert loud earape early two-thousands rage comic scream here*

by se5drtfyguhijo January 10, 2022

I'm gonna zayn

To leave or escape a situation unexpectedly, like Zayn Malik left One Direction.

If Brad doesn't get here by 11, I swear I'm gonna zayn.

by bobduncan October 2, 2016

I'm gonna die

Over-reacting by saying that you are dying but are actually in alot of pain.

Girl who has been running alot says "I'm so tired! I'm gonna die!"

by Some guy who will flame you December 3, 2004

I'm gonna cum!

A warning given near the end of coitus, usually directed toward a female from a male

Guy having sex with girl: "I'm gonna cum!"
Girl: *Covers face or whatever else she doesn't want the splooge to get on*

by Mitch Tyler September 3, 2009

I'm gonna nut

A saying used to express a tremendous amount of emotion positive or negative. Usually used in times of extreme joy or frustration. Not to be confused with I'm gonna bust a nut.

Bro if this fails I'm gonna nut

Dude if I get that position I've been hoping for I'm gonna nut

by FireBerb November 16, 2018

I'm gonna come!

A former President's response to the current Vice-President's plea to migrants not to come to the USA' s southern boarder.

The Vice-President gave a plea from the heart: "Do not come, do not come!" But the former President quickly responded (to the world's amusement): "I'm gonna come!" 😂

by talk2me-JCH2 September 30, 2023

I'm gonna commit

Abbreviation for "I am going to commit suicide."

Alternate forms: "Makes me wanna commit" for "That makes me want to commit suicide."

A: "How is your Calculus studying going?"
B: "Poorly. F'real, I'm gonna commit."

A: "How was that new Nicolas Cage movie?"
B: "Are you serious? Made me wanna commit."

by halbritma December 14, 2010