I've been whammied

Being surprised/slapped with an close to impossible task which can be accomplish only with the use of magic, voodoo or some sort of conjuration.

My boss came to me yesterday, I've been whammied !

by Granit April 3, 2014

i've got an appointment

A term said (mostly by females) that means they're going to get some dick.

Kayla: what you doing today?
Nancy: girl, i've got an appointment at 3pm.

Kayla: Go get you some ;)

by macaroniluv December 4, 2016

I've got the flavour

When You're out out drinking and you've just decided that you are in the mood for alot more alcohol, by referring to it as "I've got the Flavour" friends and family know that you are not going to be back at the alotted time you agreed to earlier, all repercussions have been taken into account and you don't care what they say, you are staying out, in social terms this expression can be the be-all end all to the "When are you coming home?" argument.

Sorry luv, i've got the flavour.
Well i got the flavour didn't I, so I couldn't help staying out til 4am on a workday!
You know its a normal day and i'm in the pub, next thing you know i've got the flavour and suddenly i'm out out doing a few lines of Charlie.

by Mickieg1994 July 3, 2018

i've got a beaver

when someone has a fever for a lady's beaver.

Guy: "Man, I haven't been laid in weeks!"
Girl: "Oh yeah, you got yourself a fever for the gine?"
Guy: "Yes, I've got a beaver!"

by GlazeHer January 1, 2014

I've got kids

What your buddy says when he won't go party with you anymore now that he has kids.

"Dude, we're hitting a strip club after work! Let's go!"

"Sorry, dude, I gotta get home... you know, I've got kids."

by someotherjoe June 16, 2008

i've had enough

the threshold any one person has when they've had enough.

I can't take this shit anymore, I've had enough!

by GlazeHer July 20, 2017

I've Been Thinking

A phrase spoken by supervisors requiring workers to complete massive amounts of changes to a task near completion.

Hey man, Boss man just walked in my office and said "I've been thinking" about our original approach to the project.

by JayMoCrazy May 18, 2010