I'm gonna send you all the GIFs 

Something you say when you really love someone and you're about to spam them with your signature affectionate GIFs.

Riaberri: Laughter is the wine of the brain!

Joshyberri: 🤣I love you, I'm gonna send you all the GIFs

I'm gonna send you all the GIFs by CaptainFlapjacks December 28, 2022

I’m Gonna Take Your Kneecaps 

The act of threatening to take someone’s kneecaps, usually done to get people out of your way, but you never explain to people why need them, or how you take them, it’s a smite of magic where you magically make a “Taking Away” motion and there you go you followed through with your threat, you must always squat while performing the taking of the kneecaps, when you take kneecaps be sure to replace them with styrofoam to give your victim an unpleasant surprise when they bend their knees

Person 1: “Haha, hey dude you just cut In front of me.”

Person 2: “So, what are you going to do about it.”
Person 1: “ I’m Gonna Take Your KneeCaps.”
Person 2: “Haha, I’m so scared.”
Person 1: *Takes Kneecaps*
Person 2: “ ahh! My kneecaps! Come back!”

I’m Gonna Take Your Kneecaps by Big Bubba Cheeze April 20, 2019

i'm gonna spin his jaw! 

I'm going to punch him in the face/break his jaw

when I see him, I'm gonna spin his jaw!

i'm gonna spin his jaw! by LilGangsters2 January 3, 2018

I'm Gonna Fucking Die Disease

When your tummy hurts a bit too much for a bit too long

Billie's stomach hurt a bit too much for a bit too long, she had I'm Gonna Fucking Die Disease

I'm Gonna Fucking Die Disease by lxstyourappeal May 12, 2021

I'm Gonna Brown 

a phrase used to convey the message that you are, in fact, going to attempt to shit

i'm gonna brown

what?

i'm shittsing?

*insert loud earape early two-thousands rage comic scream here*

I'm Gonna Brown by se5drtfyguhijo January 10, 2022

I'm gonna zayn 

To leave or escape a situation unexpectedly, like Zayn Malik left One Direction.

If Brad doesn't get here by 11, I swear I'm gonna zayn.

I'm gonna zayn by bobduncan October 1, 2016

I'm gonna tan your hide 

It means someone is going to give someone else a hard spanking probably using a belt or strap. The phrase was used to indicate strong punishment by an authority figure over a child.

"If I catch you drinking or gambling again, I'm gonna tan your hide, young man!"

My Pa would say 'he's gonna tan my hide' if he caught me smoking this pipe.

I'm gonna tan your hide by Old Timer December 23, 2013