I’m going to die if I don’t get something soon 

I’m starting to wonder if I am hopeless :(

I’m going to die if I don’t get something soon

I’m going to die if I don’t get something soon by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 10, 2021

ahoy spongebob, I've over dosed on ketamine and I'm going to die 

Some weird ass trailer for a game where you play as Mr krabs from spongebob and take ketamine,deliver the ketamine

fucking publicly execute people infront of the police and they wont do nothing
flip a coin and game end plankton

person one:so whats this video you wanted to show me?
person two:ahoy spongebob, I've over dosed on ketamine and I'm going to die.
person one:what the fuck?
person one:what the fuck is that all about?
person two:pretty much the discount version of michael's trailer from GTA:V

ahoy spongebob, I've over dosed on ketamine and I'm going to die by Agent Stamos November 8, 2020

Oh Shit I'm going to die syndrome 

defined in "How to roll a blunt for dummies"
so high, you dont enjoy the high, but just feel that death is near, usually experienced when smoking some really dank weed.

Kid 1: Oh dude, whats wrong with me? OH GOD, WHATS WRONG WITH ME?!

Kid 2: Chill out man, you just have Oh Shit I'm going to die syndrome, just go to sleep.

Oh Shit I'm going to die syndrome by sohighyo August 20, 2010

I'm going to hit you and you're going to die 

Why does it need a definitionn.

If you need to know then it's when you're in a state of embarrassment and shame, and focus your chakras at your friends in an abusive manner

Red face Abusing friend

Gareth : Hey kiera *blah blah blah*

Kiera : *red face* Gareth I'm going to hit you and you're going to die!

I'm going to hit you and you're going to die by Dankiegar February 10, 2017

i may not be perfect, but i m going to die now 

it is when you aren't perfect, but you will die because of your ~limited edition~

i may not be perfect, but i m going to die now

i may not be perfect, but i m going to die now by coolwill February 3, 2025

i'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking 

this isn't a joke my captor forgot to block urban dictionary this is my only escape I am being held in the basement of 308 negra arroyo lane albuquerque new mexico 87104

Joe: "Hey Jerry, how are you doing today?"
Jerry: "I'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking"
Joe: "Great to hear!"

i'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking by Yeet-Fa-Feet September 16, 2022

im going to die 

plz help me i am stuck in a car underwater

no this is not a joke i am loosing oxygen which means im going to die

im going to die by Handle can't be blank. May 22, 2020