I need five volunteers is a slang way of saying I need five people for a firing squad to execute someone.
Student: talking to dam much.

Teacher: I'm trying to give a lesson could you please be quit.

Student: I don't give a fuck about school or you so fuck off.

Teacher: Alright then, Class I need five volunteers.

Student: What you need that for.

Teacher: Fuck around and find out.
by Gas Mask Lary August 15, 2021
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