I lost Kreygasm

The act of being defeated by the simple sight of an attractive person.
Reaching your climax instantly, preferably in less than 3 seconds.

*when your roommate walks into your room*

ooooh God, I lost Kreygasm...

by Legendary Hog Squeezer October 24, 2019

I lost The Game

The way to play The (endless) Game:

You can not think about the game. If you do then you have to say (audibly) "I lost."
This outburst may cause anyone in the vicinity to start swearing because you reminded them of The Game and therefore they lose. The only way to win The Game is to never know about it.

Boy:*thinks about The Game* "Crap, I lost The Game!"
Girl: "shut up!"
Girl: "what did you lose?"
*boy precedes to tell her about The Game*
Girl: Dangit!

by Crap, I Lost! April 16, 2009

I lost the game

A mental game, played by people who are smart enough to get what the fuck it is! You think of Game. You lose. You have 30 minutes to forget it. And when you aren't thinking of the game. You're winning!

I Lost the Game D:

Ahh! You fail!

by Fuck I lost the Game D: July 12, 2009

I lost absolute

10x worse than losing full

He just killed me... I lost absolute!!!

by Mac11Glocks&9s May 23, 2021

I lost the game

oh fuck you

now I lost the game

by TheHylian12 October 23, 2019

i lost the game

damn it

person 1: I *won* the lottery
person 2: damn it
person 1: damn it? I just won the lottery...
person 2: whatever... i lost the game

by lyteWUN July 14, 2008

I lost the game

Something that was only moderately entertaining in Kindergarden to begin with and which some cretins just cannot fucking give up.

A: "I lost the game! HURR"
B: "HAHAHA LOL NOW I LOST IT TOO"
A: "OH NO WE ARE LOSERS!!! BAWWWW"
B: "BAWWWWW"
A: "I AM JUST SOOOOO ADHD!!"
B: "ME TOO!"
A: "Well time to watch more Lazytown reruns!"
B: "Haha yeah we are so ~*wacky and random*~"

by Joe Millsville May 26, 2009