The phrase every man (except Justin Beiber... just kidding, he isn't a man!) is required to say when the have sex. It must be said the instant you finish and you must tell 10,000 people by anymeans necesary. The creators of this tradition are The Lonely Island and Akon.
(Bill is having sex with Tracy and finishes and comes out of her and runs into traffic and says...) "I Just Had Sex!!!!!!!!!! And my dreams came true!!!!!!!!!"
by greggory9669 February 14, 2011
A phrase that your boyfriend or girlfriend will say {normally the girlfriend says it} which means "I don't want to date you, so I think that it's best that we are just friends, instead of saying "I'm dumping you". Often said because the they don"t want to hurt your feelings but. This phrase is very commonly used as a way out of a relationship.
Carol: Listen Jack this isn't really working out. Jack: Was it something I said? Carol: No not at all but i still like you so, I just want to be friends, okay? Jack: Okay I guess. *weep*
by uber_irish_pirate June 16, 2006
by Joshbray1992 December 25, 2008
The worst thing a person can say to a person after theyve broken up with them, why the hell would they actually want to be friends they wouldnt have gone out with you if they wanted to be your friend. I just want to be friends(meaning i want to be able to talk to you and for you to pretend that your talking to me as a friend with no sexual emotions attached)
its not you, its my...... i just want to be friends
by p123 January 10, 2007
Something you say when you just got raped, messed up something in a huge way, or got killed in a game. Usually in a metaphorical way.
by andrewkid December 18, 2010
1. A phrase used by people who would rather not be brought into political arguments or discussions.
2. May also be used in a general sense, though less commonly. Used when a bunch of bullshit is happening around you, but all you want to do is grill.
2. May also be used in a general sense, though less commonly. Used when a bunch of bullshit is happening around you, but all you want to do is grill.
1. "Man, I don't give a shit—Trump, Biden, blah blah blah...I just wanna grill."
2. "I'm stressed as fuck. Gotta find a new job, call the bank, figure out my housing for next year, when all I want to do is grill."
2. "I'm stressed as fuck. Gotta find a new job, call the bank, figure out my housing for next year, when all I want to do is grill."
by fish_dicks January 6, 2022