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Hythe, Kent (UK), the most unknown town of Kent. It inhabits lots of stuck-up old people, loud-mouthed chavs and the occasional druggy, smoking 'round the back of Waitrose. Sometimes, you will even find people of good music taste, amazing!
It has a lot of fields leading to nowhere, so if you have an unbearably annoying child, just leave them in one of Hythe's many fields. Or, you could throw them in one of our many canals.. That could work too.
Person 1: Look at that chav, they must be going to Hythe.
Person 2: Haha, yeah, they must be going round the back of Waitrose.
Hythe by Roobs October 29, 2012
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Small coastal town mainly populated by inbred people. Could also be the subject of a terrible soap opera.
eldorado & family affairs are prime examples of this town, as for residents... the dingles?
hythe by Mr Happy January 8, 2004
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South coastal town over run by Burberry clad reprobates.

hammer ---; , hytham 

One sad motherfucker with no life as seen by his 501,337 decisions (316 per day) he made as an Urban dictionary editor. Assuming he made 316 decisions every day, he would have to had spent 1587 days to get to that number, thats 4.3 years of nonstop editing 24/7. It's obvious to all that he doesn't get out much.
hammer ---; , hytham needs to find something else better to do with his time like get a job or some poontang
hammer ---; , hytham by Young Reezie December 13, 2009

Hyphenated-Names 

For the past several decades women have continually pressed men into going along with their new ways of thinking, most of it being pure bullshit. Numerous sex partners prior to landing some chump into marriage (typically the number they claim they’ve had can in reality be multiplied by at least five), promiscuity after marriage, demanding men respect their individuality, nagging men to be more sensitive to their needs, demanding equal pay (which is fine if they’re actually doing the same job), getting tattoo’s like a tramp stamp or whatever. They have also adapted the notion that having a bitchy, outspoken attitude is to be tolerated by a prospective male. Most expect a prospective mate to have a good income and be willing to accept them with whatever their pay grade may be, as well as pamper them financially. Generally an available woman over 30 is available because guy(s) out there are just plain fed up with her bullshit. Women now believe they’re able to retain their identity (of a single woman) or individuality by demanding they keep their maiden name and hyphenate it to their married name. Some even refuse to accept his last name at all.
Hyphenated-Names: Any man that willingly buys into this situation on a more permanent basis like marriage is a damn fool and deserves what he gets and will most likely pay both financially and emotionally eventually. Wise up guys! You don’t need a wife, especially one that will bust your balls with her feminist philosophies. It’s a no win situation you’ll most likely regret later. Spend your money on something you’ll really appreciate like a great car. At least with the car, you’ll know how many times it’s been around the block.

Statistically it has become a fact that Caucasian men are now opting not to get married due to what women have become and can foresee all the problems their predecessors have encountered. What kind of mother are these squawky bitches going to make to your children?! Personally, I have one response to a woman that says she would require a hyphenated last name: FUCK – YOU!
The most coolest and the best person u can find . He can also be known as the squigga . If u keep him around luck will come to u in bundles.simple definition is thug.....
If I am as cool as hithesh I soul be GOD
hithesh by Lolfsjvfimsea8jgyo December 25, 2016

hyphenatrix 

A controlling, self-centered, narcissistic woman of the corporate world who insists on hyphenating her two (or more) last names. A hyphenatrix typically dominates meetings, abuses subordinates, and generally behaves as if:

(a) rules do not apply to her
(b) others exist in order to please her every desire, no matter how absurd
(c) one last name is simply insufficient to express the glory of her being.

Can generally be identified by her brightly-colored power suits, her chilling, Medusa-like gaze, and her willingness to verbally eviscerate anyone who dares refer to her by only one last name.
Have you met that new head of HR, Megan Smith-Jones?" "Oh sweet Lord...she's a hyphenatrix, isn't she? I'm gonna go work on my resume.
hyphenatrix by Jokanaan July 23, 2010