Small coastal town mainly populated by inbred people. Could also be the subject of a terrible soap opera.

Hythe, Kent (UK), the most unknown town of Kent. It inhabits lots of stuck-up old people, loud-mouthed chavs and the occasional druggy, smoking 'round the back of Waitrose. Sometimes, you will even find people of good music taste, amazing!
It has a lot of fields leading to nowhere, so if you have an unbearably annoying child, just leave them in one of Hythe's many fields. Or, you could throw them in one of our many canals.. That could work too.

South coastal town over run by Burberry clad reprobates.