hyppo 

combined word of 'hippopotamus' and 'hypocrite.' Short version of 'hypocrite.' Meaning a person who feigns some desirable or publicly approved attitude.

Dino, you're such a hyppo! You say Jasmine drools, but you drool MORE!

hyppo by Raeboo October 19, 2008

hyppo 

Combination of the word 'hippopotamus' and 'hypocrite.' Equivalent of the word 'hypocrite.'

Don't be a hyppo!

hyppo by raeboo October 19, 2008

Hyppo 

A shortening of hypocrite meant to use as a descriptive noun for an individual who acts contrary to their publicized beliefs.

"You remember that park ranger that spoke at our Earth Day assembly yesterday? Well, my Mom saw him out in the woods talking obnoxiously loud on his cell phone and leaving beer bottles all over the forest floor! What a hyppo!"

Hyppo by 拉奇阿尼丹 October 3, 2016

hippocritic 

This individual is the BIGGEST type of critic. The hippocritic will complain about everyone else doing something and then do it too.

After hearing another coworker blabbering on about everyone else's screwups causing them grief one turned to the other and said, " Will you please shut the fuck up already, you friggin hippocritic dumbass."

hippocritic by jpg3 October 8, 2011

Hippo stomp 

Somone or something be violently stepped upon by heavy persons or creatures is called the hippo stomp. This is especially true when done with vigor and malice.

Man, those bikers really gave those punks the hippo stomp!

Hippo stomp by I, Wreckerrr October 11, 2016

Henrietta R. Hippo

A name for the Queen of England as suggested by Homer Simpson from "The Simpsons"

Homer: This woman however, is an imposter! Her luggage is inscribed "H.R.H."- which means her real name must be Henrietta R. Hippo!

Lisa: Why did you let him be his own barrister?

Marge: What difference could it make? He hit the friggin' queen!

Henrietta R. Hippo by mr. carmak's new car February 26, 2011

Flag Hippo 

A magical hippo inspired by comedian Tim Vine that has the ability to point out flags (rather unsuccesfully) on a poster with flags on it

Crowd : 'FLAG HIPPO! FLAG HIPPO!'

(FH enters stage)

Tim Vine :'Which one's Canada?'

(FH points randomly at poster)

TV:'Which one's Bulgaria?'

(FH points randomly at poster) etc.

Flag Hippo by EmJay Jordan August 26, 2011