Noun used to describe a douche who derives a sense of hotshotness from purely hypothetical and totally unrealistic situations.
Hypothetwat: Kim Kardashian is a brainless bimbo. Oh well, I'd still fuck her though.
Dude: Word. But it's not like that's ever going to happen.
by jqtcc July 4, 2011
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