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hypostatic union 

The theological dogma that the Person of Jesus Christ was fully God and fully Man. This holds that Christ's humanity and divinity are not mixed, but are united without loss of separate identity. The doctrine of the hypostatic union is an attempt to explain how Jesus could be both God and man at the same time. It is ultimately, though, a doctrine that human minds are incapable of understanding fully. It holds that there is no mixture or dilution of Christ's Human or Divine nature, and that He is one united Person. The doctrine of the hypostatic union was made dogma at the Council of Chalcedon in 451 A.D., in response to the need to clearly define the Church's position in the face of heretical teachings, and further articulated at the fifth general council at Constantinople in 533 A.D. The latter council declared that the union of two natures is real (against Arius), not a mere indwelling of God in a man (against Nestorius), with a rational soul (against Apollinaris), and that in Christ’s divine nature remains unchanged (against Eutyches).
Doctrines which stand in opposition to the doctrine of the hypostatic union include: Docetism, Arianism, Apollinarianism, Ebionism, Eutychianism, and Nestorianism. The Church eventually declared all of these doctrines heresies by the end of the Sixth Century A.D.
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Hypostatic Union 

The union of both a human ousia/substance/nature and the divine ousia/substance/nature in the one divine Person/Hypostasis of Jesus Christ, God the Son.
"HYPOSTATIC UNION, BABY!!!"
Hypostatic Union by JesuitsRule November 17, 2023

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hystatic 

when your'e like super happy (Deena, Jersey Shore)
Deena: I was like so hystatic (to see Sammi Sweatheart) that I was gonna cry.
hystatic by ShaqFils32 March 20, 2011

hypostupical question 

Similar to a hypothetical question, a hypostupical question posits a theory or principle which at a glance would seem to be easily defined or solved, yet it borders on the fine line of being totally opposite of an simplified theory or definition due to a decrease of common sense and an influx of bullshit.
Let me ask you a hypostupical question. If Trump refuses to move on January 20 will someone actually escort him out or will he become a squatter?

Hystatic 

To be hystatic means to be so overjoyed, that you have now become a combination of the words hysterical and ecstatic. When the Jersey Shore producers asked Deena to define it, she replies: "Hystatic is, you know, when you're like super happy, and like, really happy."
(After Sammy returns to the Shore...)

"I like, was so hystatic that I almost cried."
-Deena (From Jersey Shore)
Hystatic by 561blonde March 19, 2011

Hypocraticalite 

A large and lengthy OGAR (Shrek like) person who enjoys smoking the chronic and packing dips when ever 'it' has an opportunity to
Hey man, check out the Hypocraticalite outside, he's smoking a HUGE joint
Hypocraticalite by Mysticalite April 25, 2007