hobophoria 

The intense, carefree feeling of well being as that of a hobo.

Lamont drank his last bottle of wine and laid down in the bus shelter. He didn't seem to care that the shelter reeked of urine or that a cockroach had been crawling on the ham sandwich he had for dinner. Instead, he closed his eyes and reveled in his hobophoria. He felt like he was floating on clouds of Wonder Bread.

hobophoria by Hobo2 January 30, 2006

hylophobia 

Hylophobia, also known as xylophobia, ylophobia, and dendrophobia, is a psychological disorder defined by an irrational fear of wood, forest or trees.

The term hylophobia is derived from the Greek ὕλη hylo-, meaning "wood or forest", and phobo- meaning "fear".

hylophobia by Aerosols May 19, 2016

Hypophobia 

scared of making sudden movements because you might pee your pants

i'm scurred if i make any sudden movements i might pee muh pants, because i have Hypophobia.

Hypophobia by Tylaaaa October 30, 2007

Hypophora

A rhetorical question in which the writer answers immediately afterwards.

"You may be asking how I got here? It's because I..."
Hypophora

Hypophora by jtundrcvr May 4, 2026

Hypnophobia 

The fear of being hypnotized by a magician.

"My friend Moe has Hypnophobia."

Hypnophobia by anonymous March 10, 2022

Hypophobis 

The fear of looming hypocrisy

Ethan Klein needs hypophobis

Hypophobis by B1chesIoI October 25, 2023