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hypocritopotamus 

This would be a big fat hypocrite. It is someone who is very blatant in their hypocrisy. The word is intended to be as stupid as the hypocrisy itself.

The word was coined by B.R. Noel and used towards his father.
Father: When I ask you to do something I expect you to do it right away not three days later! Do your chores or else!

Son: You god damn hypocritopotamus! I asked you for my allowance two weeks ago and every time you say "let me finish writing this e-mail" or "It's late and I'm tired from work, ask me tomorrow". Pay me or else!
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Hypocritipotamus 

Hypocrite + Hippopotamus = Hypocritipotamus

1. Someone involved in a large scale of hypocrisy.
2. An obese hypocrite.
3. An actual hippopotamus who is a hypocrite.
4. A hungry, hungry hypocrite.
Fox News is a Hypocritipotamus.
Hypocritipotamus by Jre October 29, 2009

Hippocritopotamus 

one who is overweight and makes hypocriteical comments.
Sasha is fat and just made a hypocriteical comment, he is a Hippocritopotamus.
Hippocritopotamus by Anonymous October 27, 2003

hypocritapotamus 

When a person doesn't practice what they preach in a large way.
He is such a hypocritapotamus!

Hypocritapotomus 

Did you hear that Jupiter struck somebody for using other people's content? She's a hypocritapotomus.
Hypocritapotomus by BasedLuke September 15, 2023