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hypovibrachondria 

When you think your phone is vibrating in your pocket, but go and check and find out it wasnt.
Person 1: Wait there my phone's ringing.
Person 2: Ok.
Person 1: Thats odd i could of sworn I felt it vibrating.
Person 2: You're suffering from hypovibrachondria!

Hypervibracondria 

the feeling that your phone is vibrating even if it is not.

word and definition credit does not go to the writer of this entry, it was made up by Tim Shaw (presenter of Tim Shaw's Asylum on Kerrang 105.2)
person 1: Hang on a sec, man, my phone is vibrating.
person 2: 'kay dude
person 1: Okay no it wasn't, that was wierd, i could have sworn it was.
person 2: Oh that's called hypervibracondria, i get it too sometimes
Hypervibracondria by st rosie July 22, 2006

Hypervibracondriact 

A person who thinks that there mobile phone is always vibrating, even though it is not!
Girl: Oh, my phone is vibrating! *Checks phone*

Oh, it wasn't!

Boy: You must be a Hypervibracondriact!
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026