hypertonic osmosis 

Sticking it in your homie or a guy the night before a workout. This allows testosterone to be transferred between the 2 dudes. This method was created by Shulk.

My workout went crazyy today because me and some guy I met at the gym last week did some hypertonic osmosis last night.

hypertonic osmosis by ImGoated April 7, 2021

Hyperchondriac 

As opposed to hypochondriac, a hyperchondriac is a person who thinks they are alright, even if there is medical evidence of their sickness. Some people usually have a fear of getting sick, this fear lead to anxiety which may affect a person mentally. But hypercondriac people don’t have any worries about their health status, and they try to lead a life irrespective of their illness.

Donald: "There's nothing wrong with me, I feel phenomenal. Having been diagnosed with an illness means nothing to me. Leave me alone. Looser!"
Sam: "You're a hyperchondriac."

Hyperchondriac by NoWayJosey August 9, 2020

Hyperion 

A megaguild/conglomerate of gaming clans who achieved greatest prominence in the game Darkfall Online, where they dominated the initial European release server with vast numbers and a somewhat unique feudal approach to political organization. The kingdom, also known as Hyperion, Hypertron, or Lumen Solis, was denounced by many as a zerg because of this early domination of the game, which many saw as restrictive of the pvp the game design was supposed to engender. Others hailed the achievement of Hyperion as extraordinary for the Strategy/Conquest MMO genre.

"Hyperion was a marvel to behold. No one else ever topped their occupation of 28 clanstones in the game Darkfall Online, nor their deep political system."

Hyperion by Jansport January 5, 2010

hyperromantic

One who feels extremely strong romantic feelings and may value a romantic bond over anything else.

Call me a hyperromantic but my relationship with my girlfriend is the single most important thing in the world to me.

hyperromantic by SosPants March 7, 2016

hypertension 

noun
1. a common disorder in which blood pressure remains abnormally high (a reading of 140/90 mm Hg or greater)
2. When the blood flows through the vessels at a greater than normal force. High blood pressure strains the heart; harms the arteries; and increases the risk of heart attack, stroke, and kidney problems.

John suffered from hypertension.

hypertension by valoem December 9, 2004

hyperphony 

an extreme case of phoniness usually exhibited by celebrities who preach on about fashionable topics such as poverty or environment and yet do nothing personally to support the cause which they claim to be in favor of.

Al Gore is a prime hyperphony for his huge carbon footprint while calling on the rest of us to reduce our footprint.

hyperphony by dunnro1 January 25, 2008

hyperirony 

Irony that can be expressed aesthetically but not linguistically. Irony beyond postmodern (existential) juxtaposition. Irony characterized by faux-infinite aesthetic self-reference (recursivity).

Often expressed in terms of post-ironic memes in 4Chan textboards.

Hyperirony has taken over the 4Chan/Reddit user experience paradigm

hyperirony by tomorrowtomorrow October 26, 2017