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hyperthrust 

What occurs when lofted bedding collapses while a couple is performing sexual intercourse. When resulting pelvic thrust exceeds a 3-foot barrier it is known as a 'hyperthrust' and typically results in damage to the penis, testicles, ovaries, and pride.

In use largely among college students
- Dude, I heard TS hyperthrusted his girlfriend last night!

- Dude, I heard it too, that was one hell of a scream. You seen him today? He's got about 5 pounds of ice on his junk and his girl ditched him.
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Hypertirus 

A state of mind when one is Hyper and tired. At times causing one to laugh hysterically at everything due to lack of sleep.
I love it when Tonya is hypertirus.
Hypertirus by DJTFM May 19, 2019
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Hyperchrist 

some one who is "head over heals" for god in not a good way. and believes that ANYTHING that is not god or remotely out of the box is satanic.
Hyperchrist: everyone who masturbates, listen heavy metal, is goth, is black, is gay, and dyes their hair or gets peircings is going to hell.
Hyperchrist by Ben Man January 27, 2008

hyperzhausted

Being so exhausted, you have energy. To be running on fumes.
I was so hyperzhausted after staying up all night, I got a 100% on the exam!
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026