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hyperspasm 

an explosive emotional reaction to bad or unwanted news.

Losing one's ability to react calmly.

Losing one's rational thinking process and going berzerk.

Loss of all fundamental rationalization.

A situation that has lost all control.
Geez mom, don't go into a hyperspasm just because he's black and Jewish!

The teacher opened Johnny's box and a frog jumped up at her sending her into a royal hyperspasm.

When Mark heard that his wife voted for Obama he had a hyperspasm attack in the parking lot.

Our current economy is suffering an unprecedented hyperspasm.
hyperspasm by tainochief November 19, 2010
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hyperspazium 

usually in reference to a spaz attack with utlra hyper, seizure like squealing and and jumping
jessica went into hyperspazium at the sight of shiny ribbons
hyperspazium by kris hameister December 27, 2006

hyperspace 

1. A higher dimension of space existing outside of normal space where points in normal space are closer together, thus enabling apparent faster than light travel to be possible. Featured in Star Wars, Babylon 5, the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and the Stargate series, among other science fiction franchises.

2. The fan membership of starwars.com

3. The plain of existence of a caffinated person
1. "Wow, hyperspace is really queer..."

2. "I can't believe that guy paid to join Hyperspace."

3. "Look at that guy with the Dew, he must be in hyperspace."
hyperspace by Loamstripe June 13, 2007

Hyperspace Express Route

What Earth will be demolished to make way for.
The demolotion orders are available on Alpha Centuri right now. I suggest you go there before it's demolished, so we can make a formal complaint.

Hyperspermia 

to produce more semen during an ejaculation than usual due to high levels of arousal or long-term abstinence from masturbation.
Boy/Girl 1: "Oh my god, that was a big cum shot!"
Boy/Girl 2: "I know! I must have hyperspermia or something ;)"
Hyperspermia by Jaden07 December 5, 2010

hypergasm 

Getting an orgasm or suddenly feeling horny from being hyper.
I had so much caffiene that I was bouncing off the walls and soon had a hypergasm.
hypergasm by wheeeeee January 22, 2007

hyperspace 

A sacred place you can only get to by puffin the elfspice (DMT).
BOOM! I just went into elfspice hyperspace.
hyperspace by sp4zzj4zz December 23, 2004