hyperphycoanology

Male word to describe the start of a talk about a female and not have that female know. Usually followed by clearly worded words to put the female off the scent

John points into sky and says "OMG HYPERPHYCOANOLOGY!"
Jessica looks
Tom says "WOAH THATS A BIG ONE"
John says "yea but it wasn't flying straight"
Tom says "they never do... those planes are really weird... i don't understand them at all"
Jessica is confused at what is happening