horny hygeine 

When you get horny when hygeinic tasks are done e.g having a shower

Did you see George the other day, he got a boner when he was washing his hands he has horny hygeine

horny hygeine by KPG123 April 8, 2016

Oral Hygiene Bro 

A user of 4chan's /a/ board, who, starting October 2010, started writing a story where he was inspired to brush his little sister's teeth after watching Nisemonogatari's infamous toothbrush scene. Eventually, it got to the point that they married and had a child together. He kept posting for about 3 years, until August 2013, when he was never heard from again. Nobody knows if the story is real, but nobody can prove that it's false either.

Aidan: "yo have you heard of that one Oral Hygiene Bro who fucked his sister"
Bob: "Yeah that's some messed up shit"

Oral Hygiene Bro by genericmiatafanboy March 2, 2021

hygene 

To become clean and glistenin' and shit.

"That's hygene nigga." wise words from The Health Inspector.

hygene by Ded song May 24, 2015

Hygiene Conscience 

The little voice in the back of your head all non-goddamned-disgusting-dirty-pigs have telling them not to be a goddamned-disgusting-dirty-pig.

Holy fuck Janice, I've cleaned the kitchen four times today already; don't you have a hygiene conscience!?

Hygiene Conscience by Ramfar June 1, 2011

Hygiene Fail 

The act of a female partner losing complete control of bowel movements during the course of anal sex.

AMon: Hey wey was Lisa anally open last night?

Wey: Yea dude, but she had a hygiene fail on your aerobed..

Hygiene Fail by ElAMon March 30, 2010

Connection Hygiene

1. The strategic art of healthy human connection

2. The conditions or practices conducive to maintaining social health, positive social relationships, and interpersonal well-being, as well as preventing isolation, loneliness, and relationship weakening or loss, especially through community formation and engagement

I'm going to spend my weekend emailing, texting, calling friends I haven't talked to in a while – keeping-up my connection hygiene.

Connection Hygiene by PurveyorsOfCulture March 25, 2020

Hygiene Optional 

(1) One step beyond casual friday - Going to work unwashed in dirty clothes
(2) A work place dominated by unclean, unwashed co-workers
(3) A remote work location such as Alaska

Jimmy: "Have you been out to the field office?"
Jack: " Yeah it's totally hygiene optional with that crew - especially the chick"
Jimmy: "What are you talking about - she has most of her teeth"
Jack: "Yeah - in a JAR!"

Hygiene Optional by Major Kong February 26, 2007