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hydrobation
Masturbation aided by water.
Doug: "Yo Yo Yo i was wackin it in the tub with the water flowing over my wang-no hands needed!"
Chantel: "Yeah G, i was working myself with the showerhead this morning. Those pulsating jets get the job done."
Doug/Chantel: "Hydrobation is the best!"
Chantel: "Yeah G, i was working myself with the showerhead this morning. Those pulsating jets get the job done."
Doug/Chantel: "Hydrobation is the best!"
hydrobation by Andrew/Jason XC February 22, 2009
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Hydrobaiting
Hydrobaiting by Vattify June 16, 2015
Hydrobarrel
A one gallon hydro flask, often resembles the looks of a barrel in general shape but a smaller version and without the metal reinforcing bands.
Hydrobarrel by BasicAsian101 September 22, 2019
Hydramaticphobia
Guy #1: Hey man, how's your new car? Did you get that new high tech automatic transmission option?
Guy #2 Nah man, I have Hydramaticphobia. The few cars I've owned that were automatic were nothing but trouble. I fear buying auto, so I'll stick to Manual transmissions no matter how hard they are to find these days.
Guy #1 : I hear ya.
Guy #2 Nah man, I have Hydramaticphobia. The few cars I've owned that were automatic were nothing but trouble. I fear buying auto, so I'll stick to Manual transmissions no matter how hard they are to find these days.
Guy #1 : I hear ya.
Hydramaticphobia by Hydramaticphobic May 12, 2013
sonic hydrobating
When you use the sounds of other things in your bathroom (the bath filling up, the bath draining, a running blow dyer, the heaters, etc.) to cancel out of the sound of you masturbating in the bathtub. While done successfully 90% of the time, your parents, roomates, girlfriend, (etc.) may become suspicious of extra long baths.
Dude 1: Dude I just had a nice and long sonic hydrobating sesh
Dude 2: Really dude? What noise did you use
Dude 1: I used a shower speaker and turned it up
Dude 2: Really dude? What noise did you use
Dude 1: I used a shower speaker and turned it up
sonic hydrobating by girthymango22 February 23, 2018
Hydrobat
A hydrobat is an acrobat of the water. The king of fresh water hydrobatics is, of course, the manicly playful river otter. Salt water hydrobats include sea otters and sea lions, but dominance of the salty expanses is mostly reigned over by dolphins. The hydrobat has little competition from other animals and is able to spend a significant portion of the day honing its playful skills.
Q:How many flips can you do under water.
A: As many as want, I'm a hydrobat.
I am so jealous of hydrobats, they are always the life of the river party.
A: As many as want, I'm a hydrobat.
I am so jealous of hydrobats, they are always the life of the river party.
Hydrobat by Chuck Dieselmaster May 12, 2011
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"