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A state of being extremely jealous of women in another man's company, even if you have never met her before. Extremely contagious; symptoms include schweffing, cockblocking, and moaning about being so alone. Exacerbated when the guy accompanying the girl is a dickhole and/or friend.
Guy 1: Look at that ginger cunt with that hot girl... What a jeb end!

Guy 2: I saw her first asshole, stay the fuck away!

Guy 3: You guys have a bad case of the hoves...
the hoves by Booms and Yawne October 14, 2011
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that swag baler who gets the ladies
da-huve by fradawgballer April 12, 2017
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Huesos means cocksucker or very bad person in Russian.
"Etot chel huesos ebanyi!" - This guy is a complete fucking faggot!
Huesos by dwis November 28, 2010

hivesenated 

To have your life taken over by the band, The Hives.
Ha, Sam and Hannah have been hivesenated!
hivesenated by LUFCforlife April 18, 2008
1.Bones on spanish.
2.Russian swear word.It means cocksucker.
1.People have like 200 bones.La gente tiene como 200 huesos.
2.Poshel nahuy,huesos ebaniy!(Fuck you,You motherfucking cocksucker!)
huesos by manchester449933 January 19, 2021
A discrete way of referring to gay men by straight people.
You can alert your friends when a gay man approaches by saying under your breath "Huvert"
Huvert by Wesley R. Pack October 7, 2006
Humeshs are amazing people often attracted to people named Navami, Humeshs are great people and will melt peoples hearts, Once you meet a humesh it is very hard to let go, make sure you take care of your humesh
Navami :Oh is that humesh

Katie: Yeah, why?
Navami :I think Im in love
Humesh by veryyummykurma December 2, 2021