husbland

the dull, bored, boring man a young rebel becomes after years of marriage, due to a PMS wife, kids to raise, a mortgage to pay and the horribly dull job he has to support it all; stage of life that precedes the mid-life crisis; the natural state of the average family man.

Mary: Hi Jane, how was your husbland's fishing trip?
Jane: He didn't go. He spent the weekend mowing the lawn, fixing the dishwasher, and watching TV bowling.