Your male partner/life partner/significant other who you are not married to but eternally committed to and who you may or may not have a child with.

To be used in place of boyfriend, man friend, significant other, or partner.
"My not-husband got me the prettiest bouquet of flowers yesterday for my birthday." "I'm thinking about getting my not-husband concert tickets."
by Mo Mentum January 4, 2013
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A word used to describe someone unmanipulatable or in charge.
My husband refused to go to dairy queen after using my girlish charm.
by Pseudomikeg June 26, 2018
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Someone who you act like your in a relationship with but your not
by Maddly_kule November 5, 2015
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(n) Men who has had their brain picked clean by zombies* and lost all free will.

*Zombies: (n) Creatures of terror that can survive recurring week-long bleeding that enjoys messing around with the brains of innocent men.
"Ever since they got married I haven't seen Joe around here."
"He's a husband now, that was the last we'll ever see of him."
by Beyond Disbelief August 19, 2011
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