by Mcenroe January 6, 2007
Implies that your subject is in a really bad way, and is beyond any dignity or self worth. More often that not, drunk or stoned. Of having no value, much like a Cubs fan.
Craig - dude, not again, ummm she's not a SHE, she's a HE, yer hurtin! Hold the rrrrrrrr" for maximum value, as in...yerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtin.
by Ever Changing Show October 25, 2008
redneck term for extreme starvation; usually including rumbling of the stomach a.k.a. rumbly in the tumbly
by Ardmore and T-pain February 18, 2009
by luigi1111111 March 26, 2018
When I was a small boy I visited Co. Donegal for a holiday with my Mother, Father and young sister. We went for a walk one day and met a donkey. My father to me not to go near it but being a wilful child I ignored his good advice and walked round the back of the donkey. I turned to look at my parents and the animal lashed out with his back feet. I had a Hurtin Ass for the next few days.
by St. Ias November 5, 2005
A Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin is when someone is really nasty, fat or just obnoctious, there are 100 hurin boxes in a cargo plane in a hurtin box there are 12 hurtin units.
Me: Hey Man, Did You see Chrissy Lately?
Friend: Yeah Man, She Looked Like "A Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin"
Friend: Yeah Man, She Looked Like "A Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin"
by Bhask December 7, 2010
Damn I haven't been laid in a while... I'm hurtin for a flirtin.
by kohlendorf January 25, 2016