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1. A person or thing that is in a incapacitated state, like extremely hungover, sick, or emotionally bummed.

2. A really unattractive person.
1. I drank tequila then smoked some reefer then barfed and passed out. I am one hurtin unit.

2. Observing a giant porkosaurus}, damn!, now that's one hurtin unit!
by Dave Sailor October 16, 2005
somethin broken or someone screwed 4 life
that is one HURTIN' UNIT
by hdjgwudn May 30, 2003