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Hurtball 

Is someone who's always broke, tries to front like their

somebody but are nobody. They roll around in unpaid cars

or cars that are borrowed from their mother or girlfriend.

They are always leaching off other people to live and owe

everyone money. Their favorite line is "Yo bro can you

cover this for me" or "Hey babe, lend me a 20". This

particular character does not work and wears shitty cloths.

When his girlfriend tries to leave him, his argument is

"You're gonna leave me because I don't have lots of

money" and then guilts her to pay for all his shit. So he

can sit around and be a hurtball.
That guy is a HURTball
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husballs 

A husband's balls. Owner can be gay or straight, or a husbear's (gay bear husband's) balls.
"I got so mad I wanted to kick him right in the husballs. But then I realized there'd be nothing to do that evening."
husballs by al-in-chgo February 4, 2013

Hurtbulle 

A swedish word used to make fun of fit people. “Hurt” is a shorter form of “hurtig” which kinda means being fit, and “bulle” is bun... yeah Swedes are weird man.
Hurtbulle; “I went out running at 5am and then hit the gym man, such a good morning
Me; “You’re such an hurtbulle”
Hurtbulle by miniburger May 15, 2018

humballs 

The act of humming while teabagging, inducing pleasure from the vibration
man, my bird was teabagging me last night then gave me the humballs. sweet!
humballs by Tabannell May 18, 2006

Hardballs 

taking a monster rip of a joint, blunt, or bong.
dude GO! hit it hardballs or no balls.
Hardballs by theMandMfactor December 22, 2010

Cloudy with a chance of HEATballs 

When you or someone accidentally or intentionally rubbed your dick with isopropyl alcohol or pain relieving liniment.
Carl: Why are you walking as if your dick's on fire?
Mark: My girlfriend punished me for cheating by giving me the Cloudy with a chance of HEATballs treatment.

HarBalls 

An insult to use against anyone with a name or username starting with "Har" or "Harb". Usually used in a joking manner, but can cause embarrasment if said in public, due to "Balls" usually being related to testicles.
" Hey HarBalls!"

"Can you not call me that?"